There are all types of dads:
There are glad dads and sad dads and all around cad dads,
There are stay around and lay around or play around dads.
There are dads who won’t grow and dads we don’t know,
There are dads who are neat and dads we can’t greet.
What type of dad are you? What kind of dad have you?
You are what type of dad! You have what kind of dad!